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front view of mauve tie from tough apparel
back view of mauve tie from tough apparel
bride wiping cake on groom's mauve tie
bride smashing cake in groom's face who is wearing mauve tie

Suave

Regular price
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00

Who do you think of when you think of Suave? Surely someone cool, collected, and smooth. Maybe they even play jazz. That's how you'll feel when you put this Mauve Tie on; you might as well become the smoothest man alive, Isaiah Amir Mustafa. You know, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like from the Old Spice commercials.

 

The way he looks when he drapes that sweater over his neck is the same way you'll feel when you put the Suave Tough Tie on. You'll be as smooth as he looks riding a horse at sunset on the beach in nothing but a towel. You might as well be jamming on the saxophone, tapping your foot along to that sweet, warm jazz.


Look at your Mauve tie, now back at your phone, now back at your tie, now back at your phone. Sadly, it isn't a Tough Tie. But it can be. This Suave Tie includes an Iron-Lock Stitch so that even your most penetrating rift won't unravel the weaves of your sweet jazzy tie. It's also built to be Liquid and Stain Repellent so you can wipe away all the tears of the women you don't have time to be with. Let your dreams become reality, you smooth criminal. Anything is possible with a Tough Tie. I'm on a horse.

 

 

Suave - Mauve Tie - Tough Apparel