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Burgunator - Tough Tie
Burgunator - Tough Tie
Burgunator - Tough Tie
Burgunator - Tough Tie

Burgunator

Regular price
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00

Our Ron Burgundy Tie (The Burgunator) immediately increases manliness by 79% when worn. How? you might ask. Well, that part doesn't really matter. All that matters is that this beautiful burgundy necktie covered in the silhouette of elegant flowers will make your mustache grow faster and your grip strength increase. Did we mention it has 5 times the stitching of a normal tie and a built in microfiber cleaning cloth for phone and glasses? It doesn't get manlier than that. Available as a manly standard width tie (3.25") or a muscular slim/skinny tie (2.5"). 

 

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